There is nothing funnier than a good pickup line, and we’ve got 61 of the best ones for you!
- I woke up thinking today was just another boring Monday, and then I saw your photo on my app.
- Do you mind if I walk you home? My mother always told me to follow my dreams.
- What”s a perfect gentleman like myself doing without your phone number?
- On a lazy Sunday: Netflix all day, getting lost in a museum, or cuddling with me?
- Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re CuTe
- If we were at home, cuddling on a rainy Sunday morning, what would we have for breakfast? a) Pancakes b) bacon and eggs c) crèpes d) acai bowl e) something else?
- Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
- Damn, you have a dog! Does that mean I’ll never win the “best ever cuddler” title?
- Are you an UFO? Because you just abducted my heart.
- If kisses were snowflakes, yours would be a blizzard!
- Damn girl, are you an angel? Because I feel heaven when I’m with you!
- Are you paranoid? because someone keeps following me around.
- 3 .If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing??
- Hey gorgeous, will you be my Tinderella?
- It’s okay if you don’t want to talk to me; I understand completely because most people are weird and annoying anyways.
- Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.
- Hey baby, do me a favor and call my phone so I can hear your voice on the other end of the line.
- Let’s get together and make some beautiful music together tonight!
- What’s your sign? Because when I look at you, I’m overcome with desire…
- You must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all day long!
- Are your legs tired? Because they’ve been running through my mind all day long!
- If I say “I love you,” will that scare you away?
- Do bumps like this on your nose mean that you’re related to Pinocchio?
- Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
- Are you lost? Because heaven is a long way from here… or maybe not, since you’re standing right next to me
- You know what they say: “It’s better to have loved and lost than never loved at all.” So what do they say about me?
- Can I have directions to your heart? Because I’m lost and need directions there right now!
- What’s the difference between a good day and a bad day? A good day is when you see me, and a bad day is when you don’t!
- Your name must be “WOW” because that’s exactly what I said when I saw you!
- Do you have any raisins? Cause I wanna nibble on your curves!
- Are you an accountant? Because you add up to perfection!
- I want to make sweet love to your lips until you can’t speak anymore… because then we’ll both be speechless!
- You look like my next mistake!
- Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
- Hey baby, do you have an alarm clock for sale? Because every time I see you, I want to wake up early in the morning and just stare at you all day long!
- Is there a mirror behind your ears? Because I keep seeing myself in them!
- Your beauty is captivating! Like a moth drawn to a flame of love… And yeah… That was bad… Sorry…
- Your hair smells so good, it makes me want to eat it!
- I don’t know much about art, but I know what I like when I see it!
- If the world was made of paper and glue, would you stick with me forever?
- Hey baby, what’s your sign? Cause tonight’s gonna be magical!
- Your smile is like being hit by lightning… it’s hard to forget!
- If I were a box of crayons, and you were a color, what color would you be?
- What’s your sign? Because the way I see it, we’re perfect together!
- Hey baby, what do you say we get out of here and go take a ride in my car? (Or any other kind of ride.)
- You’ve got me so hot under the collar; all I can think about is what your lips would feel like wrapped around me.
- Hi, may I take this opportunity to tell you that you have an amazing body?
- What’s that on your shirt? Oh, it’s just my phone number! Could I get yours?
- How do superheros feel when they save the day? That’s how I feel everyday with you!
- What do we say to the god of love? Thank You!
- Wanna play hide and seek? You count while I hide behind this wall of happiness.
- Are you related to Zeus? Because you have an amazing body!
- What’s that smell? Roses, because they remind me of how beautiful you are!
- Want to play King of the Castle? You can be the princess & I’ll be the knight in shining armor!
- If you were a hamburger at McDonald’s, would you come with fries?
- Is it hot in here, or is it just me?
- Can I be honest with you? I think we should go out sometime this week!
- You’re so hot that if I saw you in a public place, I’d be arrested for public indecency!
- Are you a camera? Because whenever I look at you, I smile
- If we were birds, I’d wanna be a dove so I could land on your shoulder!
- Is that an optical illusion? Because there’s no way someone as gorgeous as you could be real!
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