61 Hilarious Pickup Lines Ever

Hilarious Pickup Lines Ever

There is nothing funnier than a good pickup line, and we’ve got 61 of the best ones for you!

  1. I woke up thinking today was just another boring Monday, and then I saw your photo on my app.
  2. Do you mind if I walk you home? My mother always told me to follow my dreams.
  3. What”s a perfect gentleman like myself doing without your phone number?
  4. On a lazy Sunday: Netflix all day, getting lost in a museum, or cuddling with me?
  5. Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re CuTe
  6. If we were at home, cuddling on a rainy Sunday morning, what would we have for breakfast? a) Pancakes b) bacon and eggs c) crèpes d) acai bowl e) something else?
  7. Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
  8. Damn, you have a dog! Does that mean I’ll never win the “best ever cuddler” title?
  9. Are you an UFO? Because you just abducted my heart.
  10. If kisses were snowflakes, yours would be a blizzard!
  11. Damn girl, are you an angel? Because I feel heaven when I’m with you!
  12. Are you paranoid? because someone keeps following me around.
  13. 3 .If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing??
  14. Hey gorgeous, will you be my Tinderella?
  15. It’s okay if you don’t want to talk to me; I understand completely because most people are weird and annoying anyways.
  16. Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.
  17. Hey baby, do me a favor and call my phone so I can hear your voice on the other end of the line.
  18. Let’s get together and make some beautiful music together tonight!
  19. What’s your sign? Because when I look at you, I’m overcome with desire…
  20. You must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all day long!
  21. Are your legs tired? Because they’ve been running through my mind all day long!
  22. If I say “I love you,” will that scare you away?
  23. Do bumps like this on your nose mean that you’re related to Pinocchio?
  24. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
  25. Are you lost? Because heaven is a long way from here… or maybe not, since you’re standing right next to me
  26. You know what they say: “It’s better to have loved and lost than never loved at all.” So what do they say about me?
  27. Can I have directions to your heart? Because I’m lost and need directions there right now!
  28. What’s the difference between a good day and a bad day? A good day is when you see me, and a bad day is when you don’t!
  29. Your name must be “WOW” because that’s exactly what I said when I saw you!
  30. Do you have any raisins? Cause I wanna nibble on your curves!
  31. Are you an accountant? Because you add up to perfection!
  32. I want to make sweet love to your lips until you can’t speak anymore… because then we’ll both be speechless!
  33. You look like my next mistake!
  34. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
  35. Hey baby, do you have an alarm clock for sale? Because every time I see you, I want to wake up early in the morning and just stare at you all day long!
  36. Is there a mirror behind your ears? Because I keep seeing myself in them!
  37. Your beauty is captivating! Like a moth drawn to a flame of love… And yeah… That was bad… Sorry…
  38. Your hair smells so good, it makes me want to eat it!
  39. I don’t know much about art, but I know what I like when I see it!
  40. If the world was made of paper and glue, would you stick with me forever?
  41. Hey baby, what’s your sign? Cause tonight’s gonna be magical!
  42. Your smile is like being hit by lightning… it’s hard to forget!
  43. If I were a box of crayons, and you were a color, what color would you be?
  44. What’s your sign? Because the way I see it, we’re perfect together!
  45. Hey baby, what do you say we get out of here and go take a ride in my car? (Or any other kind of ride.)
  46. You’ve got me so hot under the collar; all I can think about is what your lips would feel like wrapped around me.
  47. Hi, may I take this opportunity to tell you that you have an amazing body?
  48. What’s that on your shirt? Oh, it’s just my phone number! Could I get yours?
  49. How do superheros feel when they save the day? That’s how I feel everyday with you!
  50. What do we say to the god of love? Thank You!
  51. Wanna play hide and seek? You count while I hide behind this wall of happiness.
  52. Are you related to Zeus? Because you have an amazing body!
  53. What’s that smell? Roses, because they remind me of how beautiful you are!
  54. Want to play King of the Castle? You can be the princess & I’ll be the knight in shining armor!
  55. If you were a hamburger at McDonald’s, would you come with fries?
  56. Is it hot in here, or is it just me?
  57. Can I be honest with you? I think we should go out sometime this week!
  58. You’re so hot that if I saw you in a public place, I’d be arrested for public indecency!
  59. Are you a camera? Because whenever I look at you, I smile
  60. If we were birds, I’d wanna be a dove so I could land on your shoulder!
  61. Is that an optical illusion? Because there’s no way someone as gorgeous as you could be real!

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