64 Funny Christmas Jokes You Wouldn’t Like To Miss To Share With Friends And Families This Year

The holidays are a time for family, friends, and laughter. If you’re looking for some holiday cheer, here are 64 funny Christmas jokes to share around this year:

1. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal Snowman!
2. Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live!
3. What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck? A Christmas quacker!
4. How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming? Oh, he just uses his nose!
5. What do you call an elf who doesn”t work? A rebel without a Claus!
6. Why did Mrs. Claus sue Santa Claus for divorce? Because he was constantly coming down her chimney!
7. How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizzas? Deep pan, crisp and even!
8. Why does Scrooge love Marley’s Ghost so much? Because he’s dead cheap! (I’m sorry!)
9. How does Santa Claus take pictures? With a North Pole-aroid camera!
10. What do you call a reindeer with no eyes? No Eyed-deer! (I know, I know…)
11. Why does Santa Claus have such big feet? Because his work boots were too small for him!
12. What is more fun than eating candy canes? Eating candy cane pizza!
13. Why are elves so good at taking pictures? Because they have elf-sight!
14. Who is the best singer in the world? Someone who has been singing since they were born, of course – their parents!
15. What do you call two reindeer that are lovers? Rudolph and Dancer!
16. What do you call an elf that has lost their sense of smell? Santa’s little helper (smells like one)!
17. How do you make a snowman fly? Give him wings!
18. Why was the Christmas tree sad? It had no one to pine for it!
19. What happens when an elf gets run over by a reindeer? He becomes an underachiever in training!
20. What kind of snowman has no nose? Frosty the not-so-jolly one!”
21. What’s the difference between snowmen and snowwomen? Snowballs!
22. How does Santa Claus keep his clothes clean? By washing them in Coke every night!
23. How does Santa Claus get down all those chimneys? He takes the stairs!
24. Why didn’t the snowman want to go to the party? Because he was afraid of melting!
25. How do you know when Santa Claus has been at your house? When you find him in your bed with your wife and a note that says “make more cookies”!
26. What do you get when you cross Santa Claus with a duck? A Christmas Quacker
27. What do reindeer hang out with when they’re not working? Deer friends!
28. How does Santa Claus take pictures? With his North Pole-aroid camera!
29. What do you call a reindeer with no eyes? I don’t know, what do you call a reindeer with no eyes? No ideer!
30. Why was Santa’s little helper feeling depressed? Because he had low elf esteem!
31. What do you get when you cross an arctic fox with a snowman? Frosty the Snowfox!
32. How doesSanta Claus deliver presents to cats? In kitty litter!
33. How does Santa Claus stay fit? By jogging down chimneys!
34. What do reindeer hang out with when they’re not working? Deer friends!
35. How does Santa Claus take pictures? With his North Pole-aroid camera!
36. What do you call a reindeer with no eyes? I don’t know, what do you call a reindeer with no eyes? No ideer!
37. Why was Santa’s little helper feeling depressed? Because he had low elf esteem!
38. What do you get when you cross an arctic fox with a snowman? Frosty the Snowfox!
39. How does Santa Claus deliver presents to cats? In kitty litter!
40. How does Santa Claus stay fit? By jogging down chimneys!
41. How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizzas? Deep pan, crisp and even!
42. What kind of music do elves like best? Christmas carols!
43. O. Why did Santa Claus go to the doctor? Because he had a bad case of elf-abetes!
44. How does Santa Claus take pictures? With his North Pole-aroid camera!
45. What do reindeer hang up on their Christmas trees? Horn-amentes!
46. Why does Scrooge love Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer? Because every buck is dear to him!
47. Where does Santa keep his money? In a snow bank!
48. How come Santa Claus knows when you’ve been bad or good? He has little elves following you around all year long, taking notes and reporting back to him daily!
49. What do you get if you cross Santa Claus with a monkey? A chimp off the old block!
50. Why was Santa’s little helper feeling depressed? Because he had low elf esteem!
51. Where does Santa Claus keep his armies? Up his sleevies!
52. How did Mary and Joseph know that Jesus was 7 pounds, 6 ounces when he was born? They had a weighing scale next to the manager!
53. Why are Christmas trees very bad liars? Because they keep shedding their needles!
54. How does Santa Claus get into houses? Through the chimney, of course!
55. What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride? A Yamahama!
56. What do you call a reindeer with no eyes? No-eyed-deer!
57. How do you fix a broken Christmas tree? With a Christmas trimmer!
58. What did the beaver say to the Christmas tree? Nice gnawing you!
59. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the Christmas dinner table!
60. What do you call an elf with no ears? Anything you want, he’s not listening!
61. How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizzas? Deep and crisp and even!
62. Why was Cinderella thrown off the football team? Because she ran away from the ball!
63. How can you tell if Santa has been in your house? You have presents but they’re all for yourself!
64. Where does Rudolph go to school? Reindeer University!

Holiday season is fun and amazing, It brings us joy and reunion with loved ones. Put a smile on someone’s face with these fun jokes by sharing them.